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Now  Dawes might have been inspired by this website, but I doubt it ..but nonetheless, here are the lyrics to a great song.
 
A Little Bit Of Everything Dawes Lyrics & the meaning
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YoooHaaa.com presents Ten Facts about Kate McKinnon of Saturday Night Live

Just updated ...The Economy Is So Bad Jokes (we've been keeping this list for 3 years so there are A LOT of jokes)

Imagine by John Lennon...a rant after it's singing by Joshua Ledee on American Idol.  I have A LOT to say about this song...lend me your ear ...or of course as a reader, your eyes. Imagine By John Lennon is NOT a Christian Song

Go to the blog and spread the word ! Fight the lack of civility. http://2012commonsense.blogspot.com/

Here is the latest from 2012 Common Sense

Obamacare death will be due to partisanship, NOT common sense

There was a SNL skit during the healthcare debate before congress where the players imitating the Republican members indicated that they could indeed support Obama if only he would change HIS position.  It was comical...but it was true....as their is often truth in the best comedy.
 
President Barack Obama: Sen. McConnell, as the Senate Minority Leader, I want you to have a voice too. Now, uh, what can I do to bring the rest of the Republican Party into the conversation.

Mitch McConnell
: Well, uh, Mr. President, maybe I can explain the Republican position -- it's not that we don't want health care to fail. We don't! We just want you to fail. And defeating health care reform is the best way to do that.

[ President Obama clenches his jaw. ]

Mitch McConnell
: Because if you fix health care, that would be a big victory for you and that's bad for us.

[ The President rubs his neck over and over. ]

Mitch McConnell
: With that said, I could see us supporting health care but only if you switch your position to AGAINST it. 

Yes, we know that Romney and Santorum have staked their claim to the White House upon ending this needed Health Reform, but folks, does anyone see the point ?

Who on earth could be for giving the insurance companies even MORE dominance over our lives. Letting them continue to deny people who have indeed paid premiums all their lives to enrichen the insurance companies...DENY them life saving coverage when they may need it most because of pre-existing conditions.  Republicans can do that ..checking their moral character in the mirror on the way out the door, somehow telling themselves they saved the country from the socialism they so preach about.  I will consider the irony of the fact that I am now not required to buy medical insurance the next time I am at the DMV where the State of Virginia requires me to buy auto insurance, but somehow THIS doesn't threaten the cloud of socialism to anyone who has gone along with that program all along.  Republicans have been claiming they will defeat Obamacare at the ballot box.  Now with a partisan group  of the 9 most powerful men and women in the world, MORE powerful easily than the Congress, Senate, or President (just ask Al Gore), about to drive the dagger into the most incredibly needed piece of legislation that has been passed in my lifetime. 

I am sad that partisan politics has come this far.  Ruining a good idea for the sake of that it wasn't their idea.    As the SNL Skit says, all Obama would seemingly need to do to get the thing to stick, would be to come out against it...then all of partisan Washington would suddenly be FOR it.
 

 


The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another
race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it
to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would
have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could
run wild. The ne x t day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is...being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and
enjoy life...Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer
!

 

 

It's Halftime in America - The single most talked about commercial in Super Bowl History.  Here is the Transcript from Clint Eastwood's finest performance ..ok thats a stretch.

It's Halftime in America

 

 

From the Common Sense Party Blog
Jon Stuart playing a clip of Republican Trent Franks of Arizona  saying in 2008 that if Obama were elected, no doubt we'd have a socialist economy and that it would be impossible to stop this.  Stuart commented that the only thing Obama did that was kind of socialist was to redistribute wealth in the form of tax payer dollars going to the banks...a kind of dyslexic socialism.  We were warned!   Then a clip of Rep. Steve King of Iowa, who warned in 2008 that if radical islamists would be "dancing in the streets."   Stuart commented that the only dancing was dancing to get out of the way of drone attack hellfire missiles.  Then for the trifecta, in 2008 we were warned that if Obama were elected, nothing you could do to defend yourself because the "dictator," Obama, would have thought out a plan, as John McCain's clip pointed out as he spoke to the NRA, that the rights of law abiding gun owners would be at risk.  Turns out the only legislation dealing with 2nd amendment rights Obama has signed actually permitted gun owners more freedom to carry concealed weapons into national parks and Amtrack trains.   Newt Gingrich in 2008 said an Obama presidency would "eliminate freedom of speech for Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity."  

We are hearing the same rhetoric.  He's been in office for four years and we are not socialist, we have not had gun rights taken away, and the terrorists have not been embolden by anything more than the war in Iraq, which he got us out of.   And last I saw, Limbaugh still had a chance to run his half truths and out and out lies to his zombie followers without impedance.
Here is some of the blatantly ridiculous rhetoric spewed as of late.
Newt Gingrich -Feb 12th..."The morning after he is reelected, he will wage war on the Catholic church."
Dec 22  2011 Mitt says if Obama is elected "you will not be able to get a job."

Dec 28th 2011 Trent Franks "We will step into this night of European Socialism."

Feb 6th Rich Santorum -"America will not be the land that believes in free people and free enterprise."

Nov 12 Mitt Romney -"If we re-elect Barack Obama Iran will have a nuclear weapon."

Michelle Bachman -"There is no future, there is no hope"
 You've lost your damn mind.

The President of the NRA , Wayne Lapierre  told his followers that the Obama strategy, a" massive Obama conspiracy"  as he said, his 2nd term strategy which was "crystal clear, to deceive voters and hide his true intentions to destroy the second amendment," which as Stuart says was preposterous as if the whole first term was just to "set the trap."

It's too much and this rhetoric machine needs to be laughed at.  Without serious, factual, intellectual debate, we can't solve our problems.  Even with those things I guess we aren't sure it's possible, but lets be honest, if these wild accusations and falsehoods were bandied about in an elementary school atmosphere instead of the national media, the Republicans parents would be called after a long sit down in the Vice Principals office.   It's just crazy talk, and though the dems have their faults, does anyone see quite the same disconnect from reality from them ?

Demand more! ..demand common sense from our politicians.  Tell your friends ...even if you think that Obama has not been that effective of a President, even if you think his leadership has failed, that the way to show him the door should be more about merit or lack thereof, which can be documented with civility, and not THIS kind of egregious and delirious ..and if I were republican I would add embarrassing diatribe. 

Please share this on FB, email, and twitter ..and the other ideals of common sense may someday prevail.

Other posts from Common Sense Party
A Call for Common Sense in Presidential Race

Even Jeb Bush wants Common Sense
 

How Stupid are The Congress and  Senate?

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel agent with 30 years experience. Should we be worried?
Stupid Congress & Senate as seen by Travel Agent

This making the rounds in election year...Obama is not a card carrying socialist ...that is a fact for the ones who believe it.  Having said that, I couldn't find this one on snopes yet, but I will believe it when a professor and his class stand up and say yes we did this...still, it makes a good enough story for me to post.  the college classroom socialism experiment

With The Voice getting set to do a Prince Medley after the Super Bowl, with Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green as well as Adam Levine, and Blake Shelton, all of whom are on the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine, I picked my favorite Prince songs, almost all of which are Prince and the Revolution songs, however a New Power Generation song or two sneaks in there as well, with the hope that these would be the ones chosen to sing.  Adam said on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon that Prince "never clears anything," and so they are honored and will do Prince proud on the medley.  Here are the Top Ten Prince Songs according to YoooHaaa.com and the YoooHaaa Blog.

1 PURPLE RAIN - Better if you get it live

2-I WOULD DIE FOR YOU - Amazing on film and on record

3-KISS-everybody will dance without provocation

4-LETS GO CRAZY - catchiest song

5-DARLING NIKKI - on the weird side but a masterpiece

6-LITTLE RED CORVETTE - lyrically filled with easter eggs and double meanings

7-RASBERRY BERET - Most top 40 friendly Prince song ever.

8-WHEN DOVES CRY - This song could be remade in so many ways ..I keep waiting

9-1999 - Don't worry ...I won't hurt you

10-GETT OFF - Just as funky as it gets

11-HONORABLE MENTION...BAT DANCE    Nobody else but me liked this one I suppose...the samples from the movie were great.

Journal

"This is awesome!" Jon Stewart exclaimed. "A Mormon gambling with an Evangelical over who's the bigger liar! Are there any commandments left?"

I was obsessed with politics in the '80s. I've recovered and I'm feeling much better now thank you.

Steven Van Zant 
 

On Corporations involvement in government and lobbying

The corporation has but one obligation, which is to increase profits for it's shareholders by any legal means necessary by the next fiscal quarter.

They have no moral, patriotic, social, environmental, generational or even sustainable responsibility. They have only a short-term economic mandate and their only responsibility to society is to stay within the law to accomplish it.

Steven Van Zant 
 

The manipulation, aided by a very willing media also owned by the corporations, has made things easier beginning with what has become the amazing Orwellian staple of every newscast, selling the public on the lie that the Dow has somehow become America's scoreboard!

We're all hypnotized, rooting for them like they're our home team at a football game, cheering for THEIR scoreboard mindlessly forgetting WE'RE THE AWAY TEAM!!

Steven Van Zant 
 

LZ Granderson of CNN on Hillary Clinton possibly joining the Obama Ticket for 2012. “This would not be Obama pulling a John McCain, selecting someone who isn't qualified in hopes of injecting fresh blood into a struggling campaign. If Clinton had to take over the presidency, I think many people on both sides can agree that scenario would be much more desirable than one in which Sarah Palin was running the show. In fact, comparing Clinton's pedigree to Palin's or GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann's is like comparing an oak tree to a handful of seaweed.” 
 
 

George Allen on lawmakers.   "sanctimonious social engineers" 
 

When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second.

Rick Perry Fact File
Nobody is a tougher Cowboy than the Man From Texas


There is no such thing as a lesbian, just women who have not met Rick Perry.

Fact: Rick Perry's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, he's never cried.

Rick Perry's cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

Rick Perry's organ donation card, also lists his hair.

4 out of 5 doctors recommend Rick Perry. Also, in totally unrelated news, 20% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Rick Perry heads outside and brands his cattle.

Rick Perry has never lost a sock. Ever.

There is no "Control" button on Rick Perry's computer. Rick Perry is always in control.

When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Rick Perry is never, ever the rotten egg.

Rick Perry came and he gave without taking. But you pushed him away. Oh, Mandy.

When Rick Perry was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Lesson learned. Never slap Rick Perry.

Aliens DO exist. It's just that they know better than to visit a planet Rick Perry inhabits.

Rick Perry lives vicariously through himself.

Rick Perry once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now referred to simply as "the islands"

When Rick Perry opens a pack of Twix, there are three.

As a boy, Rick Perry interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the precise location and contents of each hidden egg.

Rick Perry has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

Rick Perry really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.

Some kids urinate their names in the snow. Rick Perry can urinate his name into concrete. He just chooses not to.

Rick Perry does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Rick Perry did all the make-up on the Planet of the Apes movies.

Rick Perry understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Rick Perry ghostwrites all the articles for Garden & Gun magazine

Rick Perry was born with the right to party. Unlike the rest of us who have to fight for it

Rick Perry impaled over 40 horses to make what he calls "an authentic" Merry-Go-Round.

Rick Perry's blood type is WD-40

Rick Perry can peel potatoes with his eyelids.

Rick Perry shoots dangerous wild animals on his jogs.

On his birthday, Rick Perry randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Rick Perry just saved a kitten from a tree while Jon Huntsman was talking

Time slows down whenever Rick Perry speaks

AT&T does not drop Rick Perry's Cell Calls

Perry's car once ran out of gas. After pistol whipping it for 10 min it started back up. He's never had to fill it up since

Why the 2012 Republicans missed their chance for Huntsman

Ten Facts about Reggie Bush

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SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN  AFFORD ME.

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COFFEE,CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.

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Ten Facts about Danni Shay



GINA GERSHON as Sarah Palin in a bikini with a Rifle
 ..don't get any better than that.

Hypocrisy Of Virginia Assembly

Movie Quote of The Month


 


Yooohaaa ranks the Pixar Movies
We love everything Pixas has ever put out, but how would you rank the movies in order to how much you enjoyed them ? Here is our list.

1-WALLY
2-CARS
3-UP
4-MONSTERS INC
5- FINDING NEMO
6-BUGS LIFE
7-TOY STORY
8-TOY STORY 3
9- TOY STORY 2
10-RATATOUILE
11-THE INCREDIBLES

Ten Facts about Rachel Weisz


YoooHaaa Presents the 15 Greatest Guitarists and Why

 

1-Jimi Hendrix - Easy to acknowledge that he re-invented guitar for all who came next

2-Stevie Ray Vaughan-technique / guru that had more talent than he knew what to with

3-Prince-is the greatest living guitarist IMHO and gets almost no love for it because he does so much else well.

4-Keith Richards -mixed rythm and lead together and made it seem easy

5-Pete Townshend-for performances and keen craft

6- Eddie Van Halen- ReReinvented guitar-I quit playing for years because I couldn't play like him

7-David Gilmour-Nobody complimented the material more

8-Neil Young -puts a music lover in heaven / music teacher in the hospital

9-Eric Clapton-blues and technique mastery-blistering speed while remaining tasteful

10-Knopfler - emerged with combination riffs that nobody had dreamed of

11-The Edge - defined the shape of U2 sound with simplicity and personae- no need to show off

12-Angus Young ...No matter what I might think of ACDC lyrical content ..the guitar always grabs me

13-Robby Krieger-Doors guitarist wrapped his improv around the singer, the songs and Ray's keyboard.

14-George Harrison who blended his work into the definitive body or work in the shortest imaginable time

15-Scotty Moore- Elvis would not have been Elvis without his sound

HM-cant stop a list at 15 with Jimi Page whom I respect but didn't move me as much as he moved others, Jerry Garcia who is responsible for a sound that almost needs it's own list, BB King--Well Well Well Lucille
& I almost HAVE to include Bruce Springsteen - SO underrated as a lead (I know I will get stink for this one)





Enjoy a few fun and wacky moments from the world of YoooHaaa

First up ..The Worlds largest Rocking Chair


Thank you Cuba Minnesota.
Tiny Elvis would say ..man that thing is huge...and even big Elvis would as well.


Twas The Night Before Christmas Foodies / Dieters / Junk Food Junkies Edition

Twas The Night Before Christmas Geek Speak Intelligent Masters Degree Edition

.Twas The Night Before Christmas Moms Love Edition

Twas The Night Before Christmas - Nascar Racing Lovers Edition

Twas The Night Before Christmas - Computer Programmers Edition

Twas The Night Before Star Trek Christmas

Twas The Night Before Christmas - Redneck Edition


Movie Quote from Avatar - Jake Sully

Solving The Dish Network Dish Pop Problem

Last Words Of Conan Obrien on NBC

Edward & Bella Fly

The Opening from The Stranger In Lebowski

Monologue From Nashville - Barbara Jean

2011 New Years Resololutions

Didja Know ?

Tablecloths were originally meant to serve as towels with which guests could wipe their hands and faces after dinner.

Dumbest Quotes Of the 2000's
"We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush's term."
Dana Perino

"I personally believe, that US Americans are unable to do so, because some people out there, in our nation, don't have that, and eh I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here, in the US, should help the US, or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future... for our children."
Ms. Teen South Carolina 2007

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger

"This is an earthquake issue. This will change our state forever. Because the immediate consequence, if gay marriage goes through, is that K-12 little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal, natural and perhaps they should try it."
Michele Bachmann

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Britney Spears
 


Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
George W. Bush

"Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing]."
Glenn Beck

"Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says chicken."
Jessica Simpson

"Uh, uh, Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up, Chuck, let ‘em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about." - To wheelchair-bound Missouri state senator, Charles Graham.
Joe Biden

"It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: 'Sit down and shut up,' but that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out." - announcing her resignation as governor.
Sarah Palin

"I'm so smart now. Everyone is always like, 'Take your top off.' Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.
Paris Hilton

"Exercise freaks ... are the ones putting stress on the health care system."
Rush Limbaugh

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
George W. Bush

Where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera

"The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes
Ted Stevens

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
Britney Spears

“They misunderestimated me”
George W. Bush

"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." - unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric
Sarah Palin

"I've been on food stamps and welfare, did anybody help me out? No. No." -- on lack of fiscal responsibility
Craig T. Nelson

 

Ann Coulter calls Representative Maxine Waters, "Very, very stupid, despite the fact that she's black, she is stupid. It is possible to be black and stupid."--
Take In More Ann Coulter Disgusting Stupidity

Disgusting Quotes Of Ann Coulter

YoooHaaa.com Glee Page


Picture Of the Month

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. 
Gary Shandling

FUNN Facts
Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today its known as Tennessee!

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy. 


An ultimate countdown of Bruce Springsteen songs from worst to first, starting at number 200.
http://magazine.jamsbio.com/2009/07/01/no-retreat-no-surrender-the-ultimate-springsteen-countdown-the-index/

YoooHaaa.com presents ... CELEBREAVAGE  - celebrity cleavage gallery

Inclusive and ever growing gallary of cleavage from the most beautiful bust lines in the world. Scarlett Johannson, Angelina Jolie, Anna Kournikova, Ann Hathaway, Avril, Beyonce, Carmen Electra, Christina Aguilera, Danielle Lloyd, Elizabeth Hurley, Gemma Atkinson, Jennifer Aniston, Heather Locklear, Jenifer Love Hewitt, Jenny McCarthy, Halle Berry, Jessica Alba, Jessica Beil, Jessica Simpson, Kate Bosworth, Katherine McPhee from American Idol, Kim Kardashian, Katherine Heigl, Laura Prepon, Maria Carey, Marilyn Monroe, Marisa Miller, Megan Fox, Natalie Imbruglia, Oliva Munn, Rihanna, Salma Hayek, Sophie Howard, Tara Reid, Victoria Beckham


 

Yoohaa presents
Girls You'd Wanna
A Continuing Hall Of Fame of Girls Whose Men Will Never Need Viagra

Latest Entry Megan Fox of Transformers

Lesbian Megan Fox ?

Movie Quote of The Week



Alert:  FTC v JK Publications Checks Not a Scam
YoooHaaa.com presents ...FTC v. J K Publications Check - Not a Scam but Looks Like One


Legalize it ?

When considering the legalization of marijuana, consider these facts.

1919: United States enters prohibition era, banning alcohol.
1920-1932: United States spends enormous amounts of money and time fighting bootleggers and the rise of organized crime.
1933: United States "learns its lesson," and repeals prohibition.
1937: Four years later, United States bans marijuana.
2009: Over 20 billion dollars spent on the War on Drugs so far this year alone in the United States.

YoooHaaa.com presents ...20 Funniest Pictures and Comics of 2008

The All Puffed Up Email Forward for Thanksgiving

YoooHaaa.com presents ...Blue to the Bone...the Fan Page of Blue Odyssey Blue Band

Yes ...the band from Desperate Housewives on ABC.

Christmas Cartoons and Best Funny Pictures Of Santa And The Holidays

Wall-E Review and Notes On the Subtext within the movie

YoooHaaa.com presents Wall-E Trivia

Colbert Christmas Review - Highest Rating

One of the best Keith Olberman Rants Ever


When I'm an Old Lady Poem-For Moms and Grandmas

The Wife Who Tried Miracle Grow Joke
 

President Elect Barack Obama Speech in Chicago November 4 2008 Election Night


Sarah Palin Political Cartoons

 Sarah Palin Jokes Page

John McCain Jokes Page

Obama Jokes Page

Obama--the Experience Thing  I mean..the guy was in the senate 143 days before declaring he should be leader of the free world.


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Latest Tributes
Yooohaaa admires a great smile, nice eyes, and unique personalities of our favorite celebrity women ...its ok if they look hot too !

Tribute To Images Of Duffy

 Tribute To KaRA DioGuardi

Tribute to HAYDEN PANETTIERE

A tribute to the images of Heather Graham
 


The Gospel According To Bruce
Click Here for the NPR Story about the preacher who thinks a little Bruce in the sermon goes a long way.


Major Tom Space Oddity David Bowie Lyrics
Here am I sitting in a tin can


Historical Quote
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.-John Adams


The FUnnies
Count Em --  100 Eliot Spitzer Jokes from YoooHaaa


 


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