Why did the chicken cross the road?
election 2008 edition

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!  

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.  

SARA PALIN: The chicken could have taken the bridge...the bridge that led to nowhere ...but said thanks but no thanks to that bridge and crossed the road instead.

JOE BIDEN: The Chicken took 28 minutes to claim crossing the road was something he had been doing all by himself since his days of slaving in the coal mines.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.  

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is e ither for us or against us. There is no middle road here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

 BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

 AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

 
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and tak e falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.