In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

 

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

 

The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if was Italian?

 

Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

 

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

 

Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?

 

Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

 

The clerk says, "Well, no!"

 

"If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

 

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

 

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I ask for Polish sausage?"

 

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."